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What We Offer

Three Ways to Grow

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Clones

Rooted, verified cuts shipped directly to you. Turtle Power, Cereal Milk #10, Orange Cream Pop — artisan genetics from proven mothers.

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Seeds

Exclusive Krampus crosses shipped to your door. Banana OG × Purple Punch, Jealousy F3 × Koffee 99, Animal Cookies × Tsunami, and more.

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Consulting

One-on-one guidance from experienced cultivators. Setup, troubleshooting, yield optimization — we've grown through the same challenges you face.

Current Stock

Curated and limited — every clone rooted from verified mothers, every seed pack a hand-selected cross. All orders ship discreetly. Contact us to confirm availability.

🪴 Clones — $200 Shipped
Clone · Shipped
Turtle Power
Turtle Power
Khalifa Kush × Jokers 31
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower56–63 Days
👁 LookDeep purple & green, blizzard of trichomes
👃 SmellTart lemon, pineapple rind, pine, sour cream, chemical gas
👅 FlavorDiesel, citrus, earthy kush, sharp fuel finish
⚡ EffectsMental clarity, creative focus, deep body calm — no couch lock
🌿 Grow🟢 Intermediate
Old-school gas meets modern candy. Complex, layered, structured — opens with citrus brightness and finishes with deep earthy fuel. Not for the timid.
$200 / shipped
Clone · Shipped
Cereal Milk #10
Cereal Milk #10
Y Life × Snowman
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower8–10 Weeks
👁 LookOlive green, dark orange hairs, thick frosty white trichomes
👃 SmellSweet cereal milk, fruity herbs, creamy vanilla undertones
👅 FlavorCreamy berry, fruity citrus, sugary cereal finish
⚡ EffectsEuphoric uplift, stress relief, creative energy, full-body ease
🌿 Grow🟢 Intermediate
Dessert wine in flower form. Sweet on the nose, creamy on the palate — the kind of high that makes a Tuesday feel like a weekend.
$200 / shipped
Clone · Shipped
Orange Cream Pop
Orange Cream Pop
Hella Jelly × Orange Creamsicle Bx3
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower50–55 Days
👁 LookExtremely frosty green spears, purple hints in cooler temps
👃 SmellStraight popsicle — floral orange, cream, fruity sweetness
👅 FlavorOrange creamsicle, sweet citrus, creamy skunky finish
⚡ EffectsEnergizing all-day high, uplifting, productive — 30–35% THC
🌿 Grow🟡 Advanced
The summer Rosé of the lineup. Effervescent, joyful, dangerously easy to enjoy. Like cracking a creamsicle on a hot California afternoon — nobody stops at one.
$200 / shipped
Clone · Shipped
Pinyatti
Pinyatti
Pina Acai × Zoap
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower8–9 Weeks
👁 LookDark green nugs, purple flashes, heavy frost
👃 SmellRipe pineapple, sweet açaí berry, clean soapy finish
👅 FlavorTropical candy, pineapple, açaí, smooth exotic sweetness
⚡ EffectsUplifting euphoria, creative spark, soothing body relaxation
🌿 Grow🟢 Intermediate
A Viognier from the tropics. Aromatic, vibrant, and impossible to put down. The Zoap adds a clean minerality that keeps it from being one-dimensional. A connoisseur's daytime strain.
$200 / shipped
Clone · Shipped
Bubblez
Bubblez
Squirt × Tangie × Humboldt Dream
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower50–66 Days
👁 LookDark purple-reflected buds, heavy resin, vibrant colors
👃 SmellGrapefruit, lemon, tropical citrus, floral sweetness
👅 FlavorTart grapefruit, plum, raspberry pastry, exotic creamy finish
⚡ EffectsCreative euphoria up front, deep body relaxation on the finish
🌿 Grow🟡 Advanced
Three powerhouse parents make this the Champagne blend of the collection. Squirt's citrus zip, Tangie's orange bomb, Humboldt Dream's body finish — layered, complex, and long on the palate. Hits in chapters.
$200 / shipped
Clone · Shipped
Blue Dream 2.0
Blue Dream 2.0
Purple Panty Dropper × Blue Dream Bx2
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower60–70 Days
👁 LookDense long colas, blue & purple hues, heavy myrcene frost
👃 SmellSweet berry, earth, vanilla, tropical hints, grape candy
👅 FlavorBlueberry, sweet cream, light herbal earth, grape candy finish
⚡ EffectsCreative euphoria first, then smooth indica body relaxation
🌿 Grow🟢 Beginner Friendly
The legend gets an upgrade. Blue Dream is already a California classic — Purple Panty Dropper adds grape candy complexity that transforms a familiar label into a collector's edition.
$200 / shipped
Clone · Shipped
Blue Taffys
Blue Taffys
Blue Andeez × Blue Zushi
Rooted · Ready to Ship
🌸 Flower8–9 Weeks
👁 LookFrosty jewel buds, purple & blue leaf fade, trichome avalanche
👃 SmellBlueberry, sweet earth, floral citrus, light gas undertone
👅 FlavorSweet tropical fruit, blueberry candy, smooth citrus gas finish
⚡ EffectsClearheaded calm, happy float, focused body ease — hours of comfort
🌿 Grow🟢 Intermediate
The most visually stunning cut on the shelf. Blue Taffys is a late-harvest Riesling — sweet, complex, and achingly beautiful to look at. Daytime clarity meets evening comfort.
$200 / shipped
🌱 Seeds — Shipped
Seeds
Banana OG × Purple Punch
Banana OG × Purple Punch
Female × Krampus Male
Shipped
🌸 Flower8–10 Weeks
👁 LookGrape-shaped olive green nugs, deep purple, amber trichomes
👃 SmellCreamy banana, sweet tropical pineapple, tart citrus overtone
👅 FlavorHazy berries, fresh banana, pineapple, light spice finish
⚡ EffectsHappy uplift, full-body relaxation, euphoric creeper — hits slow, hits deep
A tropical knockout wrapped in dessert genetics. Banana OG brings the gas and calm, Purple Punch delivers the grape candy body finish. This cross is built for evenings that turn into mornings.
$100 / shipped
Seeds
Jealousy F3 × Koffee 99
Jealousy F3 × Koffee 99
Female × Krampus
Shipped
🌸 Flower8–9 Weeks
👁 LookDense olive green nugs, deep purple, thick resin blanket
👃 SmellPeppery fuel, citrus, earthy herbs, subtle lavender
👅 FlavorSweet cream, citrus, pine, peppery spice — dessert with a fuel kick
⚡ EffectsEuphoric mental lift, creative focus, deep physical calm — 20–30% THC
Leafly's Strain of the Year genetics crossed with Krampus power. Complex, balanced, and dangerously smooth. The kind of cross that makes connoisseurs stop mid-sentence.
$100 / shipped
Seeds
Animal Cookies × Tsunami
Animal Cookies × Tsunami
Female × Krampus
Shipped
🌸 Flower56–63 Days
👁 LookJade & purple buds, lavender hues, blinding trichome coat
👃 SmellSweet baked cookies, vanilla dough, sour earth, OG funk
👅 FlavorCherry cookies, vanilla, nutty sweetness, pine fuel on the exhale
⚡ EffectsEuphoric cerebral rush, creative focus, then muscle-melting body high
Cookie dough meets OG funk meets Krampus force. This is premium indica territory — complex on the nose, devastating on the body, unforgettable on the palate. For the serious collector only.
$200 / shipped
Seeds
Guava Gelato × Krampus
Guava Gelato × Krampus
Premium Cross
Shipped
🌸 Flower8–9 Weeks
👁 LookVibrant green, dense popcorn buds, crystal-clear trichome flood
👃 SmellFresh guava hits first — rich, sweet, slightly tangy — then pine, earth, skunk
👅 FlavorSweet guava, pineapple, apple, apricot — creamy tropical finish
⚡ EffectsSativa euphoria opens, indica warmth closes — balanced 1–3hr ride
The tropical expression of the Gelato family, pushed further by Krampus genetics. Guava leads every puff without overpowering — smooth, consistent, and impossible to put down.
$100 / shipped
Seeds
Madd Fruit × Krampus
Madd Fruit × Krampus
Premium Cross
Shipped
🌸 Flower8–9 Weeks
👁 LookGorgeous green & purple buds, resinous, exceptional bag appeal
👃 SmellBright fruit candy, gassy depth, licorice, dried apricot, sweet pine
👅 FlavorGrapes, berries, banana, citrus candy, tropical papaya — all at once
⚡ EffectsHappy euphoria, uplifting focus, mellow body ease — anytime strain
The most unique terpene profile in the lineup. A full valley of fruit — grapes, berries, banana, papaya — compacted into one unforgettable smoke. A full valley of fruit — grapes, berries, banana, papaya — compacted into one unforgettable smoke.
$120 / shipped
Seeds
Key to Limes
Key to Limes
Super Lemon Haze Bx4 × Tropical Sleigh Ride (Female)
× Rainbow Chip Runtz Bx3 (Male) · Shipped
🌸 Flower9–10 Weeks
👁 LookDense frosty nugs, green with deep blue-purple undertones, blazing orange hairs
👃 SmellFresh sweet limes up front — then tropical fruit, creamy gas, sour citrus zest
👅 FlavorLime candy, mango, guava, blueberry cream — long sweet citrus finish
⚡ EffectsElectrifying euphoria, laser focus, creative surge — then warm tropical body ease
🌿 Grow🟡 Advanced — Rewards patient, experienced hands
Three generational powerhouses converge in one extraordinary cross. Super Lemon Haze brings two High Times Cannabis Cup wins and relentless citrus sativa energy. Tropical Sleigh Ride — the 2017 Emerald Cup winner for highest terpene profile in the world — adds mango, guava, papaya, and a fruit smoothie complexity that makes you feel happy to be alive. Runtz Buttonz Bx3 seals the deal with 28–29% THC, deep blue-green bag appeal, and a blueberry-cherry candy finish. Key to Limes smells exactly like it sounds — fresh, sweet, creamy, gassed. This is what happens when you stack winners on winners.
$150 / shipped

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Quality You Can Count On

14 Strains Available
98% Germination Rate
10+ Years Experience
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Vetted Genetics

Every clone and seed we carry has been verified for authenticity. No mystery bags. No misnamed cuts. What you order is what you grow.

Organically Grown

All our mothers and stock plants are fed exclusively with Vital Garden Supply organics — clean inputs, clean genetics, clean results every run.

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Our consultants are hands-on cultivators, not just salespeople. We've grown through the same problems you're facing — and we'll help you solve them.

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